The Beauty Treatment

Your best friend does it, and your sister does it, and last weekend, your daughter went out into the backyard and spread wet topsoil all over her face. So what if your mother thinks it’s wasteful, and your husband thinks it’s crazy, and your boss wonders about these mysterious ‘appointments’ you keep once a month. It’s your face, and if you want to pay someone to slather mud all over it once a month, so be it. They’re probably just jealous that they don’t get to lie naked in seaweed and algae every other month.

If it makes you feel good, do it.